Laurie Kilmartin Net Worth 2023: Stand-Up Comedian, Bio, Age, Wiki, Income (Updated)

What is Laurie Kilmartin’s Net Worth? (Recent Reports)

Net Worth$1.5 Million
BornJuly 16, 1965
Age57 years
Source of WealthComedian and Writer
Last Updated2023

Laurie Kilmartin is an influential American Stand-up Comedian, and writer. As of 2023, her name can be found in the list of richest American comedians, her total net worth is estimated to be around $1.5 Million.

Kilmartin was a renowned finalist on Last Comic Standing season 7 which was aired by NBC.

Though she is known to be the most famous American comedian, her basic source of income is because of her illustrious writing skills

She is also working as a staff writer for Conan O’Brien’s show Conan.

However, this is only concise information about her …!

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Laurie Kilmartin Biography/ Wikipedia/ Wiki

Real nameLaurie Kilmartin
Also known asLaurie Kilmartin
BirthdateJuly 16, 1965
Age57 years
Marital StatusSingle
Net Worth$1.5 Million
ProfessionComedian and Writer

How Was Laurie Kilmartin Early Life And Education?

Laurie Kilmartin was born on July 16, 1965, in Santa Clara County, California. But she was raised in Walnut Creek situated in California.

She is the daughter of Ronald Francis Kilmartin and JoAnn Lorge Kilmartin. She has one sister named Eileen Kilmartin McCarty

Laurie’s mother died at the age of 82 on June 18, 2020, due to the Covid-19 pandemic and her father died in 2014 due to lung cancer. She always uses Humor to cope with the loss of her father.

Kilmartin completed her graduation from the University of California, Los Angeles. During her college days, she was a great swimmer and often indulged herself in swimming practice.

How Did Laurie Kilmartin Start Her Career?

In 1987, Laurie Kilmartin started performing standup comedies in the Pacific Northwest.

Since then she has performed in different shows such as Conan, Jimmy Kimmel  Live!, Comedy Central’s Premium Blend, Shorties Watchin’ Shorties, The world stands up, and many more.

She has also made appearances at comedy festivals in Aspen, Edinburgh, and Montreal. 

She appeared on American comedy series such as VH1’s Best Week Ever, the Today Show, White Boyz in Da Hood, Countdown with Keith Olbermann, The Rachel Maddow Show, Fox and Friends, and The Oprah Winfrey Show.

In 2009, Kilmartin released a CD named Five Minutes To Myself, it was ranked in the Punchline Magazine as the “top ten comedy CDs of 2009”.

In 2011, she ranked herself in The Huffington Post as the favorite female comedian.

On December 29, 2016, she launched her own comedy special show named 45 Jokes About My Dead Dad, which debuted on Seeso.

In 2016, she and Jackie Kashian together started a podcast named The Jackie and Laurie Show which was produced by Nerdist Industries.

She was also the top ten contestants during season 7 of NBC’s Last Comic Standing.

Kilmartin has written different articles and has published them on Huffington Post and She has also contributed to the memoir written by Sherri Shepherd named Permission Slips.

As a writer, In 2012, she wrote the book Shitty Mom: The Parenting Guide for the Rest of Us. This book also appeared in the New York Times bestseller.

In 2018, Laurie also published  Dead People Sucks.

Now, she is currently working as a staff writer for the Conan O’Brien show Conan. 

Laurie Kilmartin’s Personal Life

Laurie Kilmartin is a single mother of a son who was born in 2006. Her son’s name is Mohammed.

However, there are no recent updates about her husband nor has she discussed it publicly. 

She proudly calls herself a single mother. It is mostly found that she often cracks jokes about her son and her father in front of the television screen. She is, however, very much interested in joking about mother-son relationships. 

How Does Laurie Kilmartin Make Money?

The major source of wealth through which Comedian Laurie Kilmartin makes her money are:

  • Earning as a stand-up comedian
  • Earning as a writer

Laurie Kilmartin’s Media Accounts

Laurie Kilmartin Filmography

  • 2008- Henry May Long
  • 2010- Chick Comedy
  • 2010 to 2011- Conan
  • 2012- The Thing
  • 2012- The Standup Stilettos
  • 2015- American Dirtbags
  • 2016- 45 Jokes About My Dead Dad
  • 2017- Synching
  • 2018- The Girl in the Show
  • 2021- Inland Empire

Laurie Kilmartin’s Quotes

“Listening to your son after you’ve spent time with a girl will make you wonder when he became Jodie Foster in Nell”.

Laurie Kilmartin

“I’m at the mall and I see an old man who looks like my dad. Can I hug him while sobbin, ‘you are back, you are back’!”.

Laurie Kilmartin

“Statistically some of you will be single parents. Sorry, I have bad news for you, love dies and children live”.

Laurie Kilmartin


 Laurie Kilmartin is an influential American Stand-up Comedian and writer.  She is widely known as a scriptwriter for the show “Conan”.

She has been listed as the Favorite Female Comedian and has also been recognized as a popular writer through her notable works. Her works are renowned best sellers in the New York Times.

I hope the motivating and encouraging story of Laurie Kilmartin has inspired you to move out of your comfort zone!

According to the reports, the net worth of Laurie Kilmartin is $1.5 Million…!


Frequently Asked Questions

Here are a few of the questions that are frequently asked about Laurie Kilmartin

What is Laurie Kilmartin’s official website?

Laurie Kilmartin has an official website for her latest updates it is,

Who is Laurie Kilmartin’s husband/ boyfriend?

Laurie Kilmartin does not reveal much about her personal life. Currently, there are no such details about her husband or boyfriend.

How old is Laurie Kilmartin?

Laurie Kilmartin is 57 years old as she was born on July 16, 1965.

How many siblings does Laurie Kilmartin have?

Laurie Kilmartin has only one sibling named Eileen Kilmartin McCarty. Her sister is a psychiatrist in Lake Oswego, Oregon.

How many children does Laurie Kilmartin have?

Laurie Kilmartin is a proud single mother of her son Mohammad.

Her son was born in 2006.

(PS: This is not the exact net worth of Laurie Kilmartin. It may vary according to time. The above information is compiled from various high authority web sources.)

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