20 Most Popular Jonah Hill Quotes from The Wolf of Wall Street Movie

“They were drunk in youth, fueled by greed, and higher than kites.”

After the massive success of Jordan Belfort’s book, Martin Scorsese took the opportunity to make the story live. 

Whenever we talk about The Wolf of Wall Street, the person who comes to our mind is Leonardo DiCaprio

But Jonah Hill as Donnie had equal significance. 

His quirky nature caught everyone’s attention and was an absolute comic relief. 

No wonder, his dialogues are worth remembering. 

And I found them very much impactful. 

You will get to know it once you start reading the article…

20 Best Jonah Hill Quotes From The Film The Wolf Of Wall Street

Here in this article I have jotted down 20 most popular Jonah Hill The Wolf of the Wall Street quotes. 

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#1 “You show me a pay stub of $72,000 on it and I quit my job right now and I work for you.”

Jonah Hill, The Wolf of Wall Streets

#2 “Hey, Paulie, what’s up? No, everything’s fine. Hey, listen! I Quit.”

Jonah Hill, The Wolf of Wall Streets

#3 “Yeah, my wife is my cousin.”

Jonah Hill, The Wolf of Wall Streets

#4 “$22 Million in 3 f**king hours. Can you believe it?”

Jonah Hill, The Wolf of Wall Streets

#5 “I’m never eating at Benihana again. I don’t care whose birthday it is.”

Jonah Hill, The Wolf of Wall Streets

#6 “Take your little bowtie and get out of my office.”

Jonah Hill, The Wolf of Wall Streets

#7 “I think you have a f***n drug problem.”

Jonah Hill, The Wolf of Wall Streets

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#8 “I’m going to hell Jordan!”

Jonah Hill, The Wolf of Wall Streets

#9 “I got five more just like you, bro.”

Jonah Hill, The Wolf of Wall Streets

#10 “I don’t wanna be out of line or anything, but I think you like me.”

Jonah Hill, The Wolf of Wall Streets

#11 “It was a joke. I am sober.”

Jonah Hill, The Wolf of Wall Streets

#12 “If anyone is gonna f**k my cousin, it’s gonna be me.”

Jonah Hill, The Wolf of Wall Streets

#13 Max Belfort: What kind of hooker takes credit cards? Donnie Azoff: A rich one!”

Jonah Hill, The Wolf of Wall Streets

#14 “Donnie Azoff: I ordered the sides, so…
Max Belfort: Sides? Sides? $26,000 worth of sides? What are these sides?  They cure cancer?
Donnie Azoff: The sides did cure cancer, that’s the problem, that’s why they were so expensive.”

Jonah Hill, The Wolf of Wall Streets

#15 “F**k his gun.”

Jonah Hill, The Wolf of Wall Streets

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#16 “You dress like sh*t. So f**k you.”

Jonah Hill, The Wolf of Wall Streets

#17 “I am not stupid. I’m smart. I make million-dollar deals.”

Jonah Hill, The Wolf of Wall Streets

#18 “Jordan: Get the ludes. Jonnie: I can’t go down there, Jordan. It’s flooded. It’s three feet of water down there. Jordan: I will not die sober.”

Jonah Hill, The Wolf of Wall Streets

#19 “This is my metabolism puppet. I can’t feel shit.”

Jonah Hill, The Wolf of Wall Streets

#20 “Jordan: Is she like your first cousin? Jonnie: Her father is the brother of my mom.”

Jonah Hill, The Wolf of Wall Streets

Conclusion

The Wolf of Wall Street is always fun to watch. 

Even though the theme of the movie is business, you get to learn a lot of lessons. Along with knowing several perspectives. 

And talking about Jonah Hill, he made the character a success given the compensation he got for his part. 

It truly speaks about how great an actor he is. 

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